recent PoorDecisions

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LMAOs Per Square Inch

 
Tired of being the "nerdy girl on campus," I put in some contacts, wore a mini skirt with no panties, and a bikini top with high heels.
After countless shots of rum and vodka, I ended up having sex with 8 men and 4 women. Not at once, but in quick succession, and one of the.men is in a class I T.A. Grading his tests are awkward now. I regret nothing.

-21

Days Since Last Hangover

 
got naked with boyfriend
he and I got naked in bed while we were alone we madeout and looked each other up and Down he fingered me and I like his penis

-11

Percent Chance of Not Getting AIDS

 
Did drugs.
Got aids. Three months to live.

-2

Cubic Centimeters of Dignity Remaining

 
Planning on being inceminated instead of getting married.
Making up a story about the "seed guy" to tell your kid when he questions where he came from.

13

Draught Kegs

 
Decided to download this app
No updates.

-11

Life Goals Accomplished

 
To eat chocolate
Ended up dying from diabetes and coz I got hit in the balls to hard

10

Babbies Formed

 
Opened poor decisions for 5 minutes
Crashed 5 times

16

Claps from the LOLrus

 
I bet theres 1 button to upload decisions
The people who run this are to fat to press it

3

Years Spent in GuantanaLOL Bay

 
Trimming my pubes
Had to keep going the whole way down. Now I look like a pre puberty child.

0

Drug Cartels Now Searching for the Author of This Post

 
Reading posts on PD...
Just wasted 2 minutes of my life realizing everything that's been on here for a month, is STILL on here.



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